Remember when you were eight and enthralled with poop jokes? At such a young age you were already thriving in one of the pinnacles of humor. A humor that extends to almost* every culture in every corner of the world. For a time, you flurished, but as those around you matured, they began to frown upon you. Unfairly labelled a juvenile, a victim of terrible hypocracy, you changed your ways and sat in wait, yearning the another discovery that would clue you in to the next great genre on which to apply your craft.

As you began your teens, following many nights in your bedroom with the door locked, you found that for wish you had waited so long, and were finally able to unsheath your throbbing pun, long silenced in ridiculed hiding, and thrust through a cavernous path en route to the ultimate in adolescent grandeur. At long last you had a firm grip on the twin peaks of pubescent glory: humor and resulting popularity.

Here, I'll list the best of the best accidental puns that are only funny if you're both a dork and immature in that perfect way that makes you awesome...like me. If you don't lok for these, then you wont' accidently pull up a porn site at an inappropriate time.

The List