A friend of mine recently wrote in his AIM away message: "Friday, if I could, I'd make love to you." Obviously, he was merely trying to express his happiness for the approaching the weekend, but I decided to try to make his wish come true and find him a flesh-and-blood person to on which to express his carnal desires.

Finding a picture of a girl named Friday turns out, unsurprisingly, to be quite difficult, given tha the most common usage of "Friday" is the name for the day of the week following Thursday. A search on Google Images yielded crap, as you can see. As a side note, it would be totally awesome to revisit this page sometime in the not-so-distant future and have it return pictures of girls named Friday. I apologize for these trail-blazing women of the future that I have now Google-bombed as "crap." It's a really hard problem to figure out that the above query should return pictures of people though, so I'm not particularly worried about offending the Fridays of the world anytime soon.

I eventually found some pictures of girls named Friday to send to my friend. I found them using a handy trick - if you can't find some general because of excessive noise, then try something more specific. In this case, I tried looking for "Friday Smith" and "Friday Wilson" on Google Images. This, as you can see, worked like a charm and I found the following picture: